Vegan veteran
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You are fighting a vegan veteran.
These vets just keep getting worse and worse. This one is wearing a lot of hemp. Really? Who's in charge of recruitment in this joint?
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- He holds up the peace sign. Right before he uses those fingers to poke you in the eyes!
- He stabs you with a knife made out of frozen tofu. It's as gross as it is painful.
- He holds out his joy bowl, begging for some food before just throwing it at your head.
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- He tries to poke your eyes out, but you're a master of the Three Stooges Block. Nyuk nyuk nyuk.
- He tries to stab you with a tofu knife, but it just sorta gooshes.
- He's too busy with the munchies to attack right now. Come back later.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 147 experience.
You got an item: tofu knife 
(21.3 ± 3.1%)
You got an item: nylon shoes 
(20.1 ± 3%)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Immune to sonic damage.
50% weak to electric damage.
Locations
References
- The image is of John Belushi's portrayal of "Bluto" in the movie National Lampoon's Animal House.
- The Three Stooges block consists of placing one's hand vertically in front of the nose to block a split-fingered eye-poke, which in turn resembles a peace sign.