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|descid=84434510
|itemid=2282
|name=Virtual Lad's goggles
|plural=copies of Virtual Lad's goggles
|image=virtuallad.gif
|desc=Virtual Lad was another well known sidekick back in the Silver Age of Twilight. He had what was called "holo-graphical powers", whatever that meant. Honestly, as far as anyone can tell, it meant he ran around in a ridiculous costume full of then-high tech doodads and wizzbang gimcrackery.

Nobody really noticed when he retired to play VR games full time. But hey, these goggles were pretty swell.

They come bundled with a targeting suite, high-speed access to your computer, gaming uplinks, and a clock. Hey, they can't all be winners.

{{donation|August 2014 Item of the Month}}
|type=Helmet
|power=10
|nosell=yes
|noretcon=yes
|ench=Increases the power of your triggered software<br>
Can't stop playing VR games<br>
{{modifier|turn|-5}}
{{modifier|tohit|+5%}}

{{modifier|turnnote}}
|obtain=[[The Wok of Stars]]
:*Available for 10 [[silver star]]s during August 2014
}}
==Notes==
*While wearing it, the '''Can't stop playing VR games''' effect will change to the last type of game you played in the [[Virtual Reality Gaming Center]] and be replaced with one of the following messages:
::''Flight Simulator'':
:'''Can't stop playing flying games (+5% chance of enemy fumbles**)'''[[Category:Fumble Chance]]
::''Empire Building Game'':
:'''Can't stop playing strategy games (+5% chance of spell critical hits**)'''[[Category:Spell Critical Chance]]
::''Virtual Sports'':
:'''Can't stop playing sports games (+5% chance of critical hits**)'''[[Category:Critical Hits Chance]]<br><br>
::''The following note will also be added  to the items description''
:'''{{modifier|criticalnote}}'''
*[[Retcon]] will reset the VR game pick to none.

*When bought: The shopkeeper accepts your 10 silver stars and hands you a pair of goggles, surreptitiously removing the "Warning: Do not use with VR games! Extremely addictive!" sticker as he does so.
==References==
* Refers to the {{wikipedia|Virtual Boy}} video game console.
{{IotM|date=August 2014|cur=Virtual Lad's goggles|pre=satchel of independence|suc=extra-dimensional taffy puller}}