View source for Professor Ouch's satchel of tricks

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|descid=49632496
|itemid=1926
|name=Professor Ouch's satchel of tricks
|plural=Professor Ouch's satchels of tricks
|image=profouchsatchel.gif
|desc=Professor Ouch was a b-list villain (and around here, that's really saying something) who wanted nothing more than to ruin the good, innocent fun of International Joke Day. To that end, he created a bunch of items that look like mere prankery, but are actually dangerous items. While they're no Bag O Glass, they certainly aren't good for children.

However, you're a wise superhero, and using this satchel of dangerous toys as a weapon against the Forces Of Evil™ appeals to your sense of irony. Or is it poetic justice? Ever since that stupid song, I've never been quite sure about the definition of irony any more. Which is pretty ironic.

Right?

{{donation|August 2012 Item of the Month}}
|type=Offhand Item
|power=10
|nosell=yes
|noretcon=yes
|usable=yes
|ench= {{modifier|items|+3%}}
|obtain=[[The Wok of Stars]]
:*Available for 10 [[silver star]]s during August of 2012.

Have a [[Professor Ouch's satchel of tricks (empty)]] in your inventory on rollover.
|used=You dump out the satchel, revealing an assortment of "jokes."

* {{obtain|Ouch's bike horn|profouchhorn.gif}} ''or''
* {{obtain|Ouch's clown make-up|profouchmakeup.gif}} ''or''
* {{obtain|Ouch's foam brick|profouchbrick.gif}} ''or''
* {{obtain|Ouch's head arrow|profoucharrow.gif}} ''or''
* {{obtain|Ouch's joy buzzer|profouchbuzzer.gif}} ''or''
* {{obtain|Ouch's lovely flower|profouchflower.gif}} ''or''
* {{obtain|Ouch's stink bomb|profouchbomb.gif}} ''or''
* {{obtain|Ouch's trick cards|profouchcard.gif}}

The satchel seems a little less threatening now.

{{obtain|Professor Ouch's satchel of tricks (empty)|profouchsatchelempty.gif}}
|multiuse=!
}}
==Notes==
* When bought: The shopkeeper hands you a sack filled with dirty tricks, then offers to shake your hand. You know better than to accept it.
==References==
* The description contains a reference to a ''{{wikipedia|Saturday Night Live}}'' skit in which sleazy entrepreneur Irwin Mainway, played by {{wikipedia|Dan Aykroyd}}, sold dangerous toys such as a "Bag O Glass".
* The description contains a reference to the song "{{wikipedia|Ironic_(song)|Ironic}}" by {{wikipedia|Alanis Morissette}}.


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