Difference between revisions of "Subscriber's Exclusive Store"

Revision as of 23:28, 10 August 2011

When you have used the last of your vouchers:

Using the map and directions on the Subscriber's Exclusive confidential subscription voucher, you find your way to the super-secret Subscriber's Exclusive store.You don't currently have any subscription vouchers on you, and the staff is looking a little restless. Maybe you should leave now before you cause a scene.

Otherwise:

Using the map and directions on the Subscriber's Exclusive confidential subscription voucher, you find your way to the super-secret Subscriber's Exclusive store. You currently have X subscription vouchers.

Choose an Item	Price
fortified sparkling water	1 subscription voucher
Warehouse Party hair spray	1 subscription voucher
acid-washed jeans	2 subscription vouchers
Gross Gummies	2 subscription vouchers
Shift soda	2 subscription vouchers
SQUID disc: I Love Three Decades Ago	2 subscription vouchers
paint-splattered jellies	3 subscription vouchers
shoulder pad inserts	3 subscription vouchers
snap bracelet	3 subscription vouchers
St. Elmo's Chariots of Vanity	100 subscription vouchers
singularity chip	1,000,000 subscription vouchers

Cashing in vouchers

• When you get Fortified sparkling water:

You trade in 1 voucher.

• When you get Warehouse Party hair spray:

You trade in 1 voucher.

• When you get Acid-washed jeans:

You trade in 2 vouchers.

• When you get Gross Gummies:

You trade in 2 vouchers.

• When you get Shift soda:

You trade in 2 vouchers.

• When you get SQUID disc: I Love Three Decades Ago:

You trade in 2 vouchers.

• When you get Paint-splattered jellies:

You trade in 3 vouchers.

• When you get Shoulder pad inserts:

You trade in 3 vouchers.

• When you get Snap bracelet:

You trade in 3 vouchers.

• When you get Subscriber's Magazine: The Book:

You trade in 100 vouchers.

• When you get Singularity chip:

You trade in 1,000,000 vouchers.

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