Magnum Opus, the Glock golem

Magnum Opus, the Glock golem

You are fighting Magnum Opus, the Glock golem.

A robot made of guns is basically destined for a life of crime. It's not that he's bad, he's just assembled that way
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• The robot fires three bullets at you. The first bullet hits the second bullet, which explodes, igniting the third, larger bullet, in its own incendiary blast, that completely covers you.
• The Glock golem's guns jam, so he settles for the old standby -- clubbing you on the back of your neck with the butt of one of his guns.
• The robot made of guns reassembles itself into the form of one giant cannon pointed your way. The inevitable ensues.

It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• The robot fires three bullets at you, but they all ricochet off of each other and end up missing.
• Magnum tries to fire at you, but the guns jam.
• The robot aims one of its guns at you, but you point out that gun isn't actually a Glock, it's a Smith and Wesson.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain ?-32-216-? chips.

You gain (8*Level, cap 400) experience.

You got an item: the golem's Glock (Guaranteed Drop)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.

Locations

• Wandering Villains
  

This enemy is a wandering Villain.

References

• Magnum opus is "great work" or masterpiece. In this case however, it probably relates to Magnum, a gun caliber larger than, or derived from, a smaller similar cartridge.
• The name refers to Glock pistol.
• Also mentioned is Smith and Wesson.
• The description refers to a quote by Jessica Rabbit in Who Framed Roger Rabbit: "I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."