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|miss2=He tries to invoke lightning with his laptop, but a y2k bug delivers the bolt to 1907. | |miss2=He tries to invoke lightning with his laptop, but a y2k bug delivers the bolt to 1907. | ||
|miss3=He tries to smack you around like a pinball, but he's not that kind of wizard. | |miss3=He tries to smack you around like a pinball, but he's not that kind of wizard. | ||
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|xp=54 | |xp=54 | ||
|item1=digital robes|image1=Robes.gif | |item1=digital robes|image1=Robes.gif|drop1={{statrate|746|185|+}} | ||
|item2=roman candle wand|image2=wand.gif | |item2=roman candle wand|image2=wand.gif|drop2={{statrate|746|191|+}} | ||
| | |item3=arefolia|image3=arefolia.gif|drop3={{statrate|746|153|+}} | ||
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|loc1=Guild for Imaginative Metachronism | |loc1=Guild for Imaginative Metachronism | ||
| | |newres={{res|electric|50}}<br>{{res|fire|100|+}}}} | ||
==References== | ==References== | ||
* The second miss message references the [[Wikipedia:Year 2000 problem | * The second miss message references the [[Wikipedia:Year 2000 problem|y2k bug]]. | ||
* The third miss message references The Who's song, {{Wikipedia|Pinball Wizard}}. | * The third miss message references The Who's song, {{Wikipedia|Pinball Wizard}}. | ||
Latest revision as of 19:38, 6 January 2013
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You are fighting an IT wizard.
This guy is decked out in long shimmering robes and is waving around something that looks kind of like a wand. It would be more humorous than fearsome if that wand wasn't shooting out a series of little fireballs.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- The wizard reaches into his robe and withdraws a number of small objects, which he hurls at you. The objects turn out to be old ram chips, and their corners are surprisingly sharp!
- The wizard sends bad data to your hero's wristwatch, making it crash.
Into a wall.
Taking you with it.
- He wiggles his wand to and fro in a ridiculous fashion. You bust out laughing, until WHOOSH! a giant fireball slams into you. Apparently it is the way you wiggle the wand that counts. damage+ (fire) damage
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- The wizard points his wand at you, but you wander out of range.
- He tries to invoke lightning with his laptop, but a y2k bug delivers the bolt to 1907.
- He tries to smack you around like a pinball, but he's not that kind of wizard.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 41-68 chips.
You gain 54 experience.
You got an item: digital robes 
(24.8 ± 3.2%)
You got an item: roman candle wand 
(25.6 ± 3.2%)
You got an item: arefolia 
(20.5 ± 3%)
Known resistances/weaknesses
50% resistant to electric damage.
100% weak to fire damage.
Locations
References
- The second miss message references the y2k bug.
- The third miss message references The Who's song, Pinball Wizard.