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|desc=This creature is slow but ''extremely'' large and intimidating. Insert obligatory yo momma so fat joke here ... | |||
|desc=This creature is slow but ''extremely'' large and intimidating. | |hit2=The behemoth sits on you. For a creature made exclusively of ether, it's surprisingly heavy. | ||
| | |hit1=The behemoth sneezes. The glob of spit that sprays out of its mouth is so large and has to fall so far, but{{typo}} the time it hits you, you're pounded into the ground. | ||
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|hit3=The creature is so big it can't even see you on the ground, so it gives up and lays down to rest. The shock caused by this causes a small tremor that throws you to the ground, where you land in a pile of sharp interplanar gravel. | |hit3=The creature is so big it can't even see you on the ground, so it gives up and lays down to rest. The shock caused by this causes a small tremor that throws you to the ground, where you land in a pile of sharp interplanar gravel. | ||
| | |miss2=The creature tries to step on you, but you easily slide into the gap between its toes. | ||
| | |miss1=Apparently your last attack tickled the behemoth's nose a little. It sneezes, blowing you so far back it doesn't have a chance to attack you. | ||
|miss3=The behemoth charges, but you just leap onto one of its legs and hold on to an oversize ankle until the stampede is over. | |miss3=The behemoth charges, but you just leap onto one of its legs and hold on to an oversize ankle until the stampede is over. | ||
|xp=104 | |xp=104 | ||
|chips=0 | |chips=0 | ||
|item1=cosmic crystals| | |item1=ethereal club|image1=club.gif|drop1={{statrate|755|110|+}} | ||
| | |item2=cosmic crystals|image2=crystal.gif|drop2={{statrate|755|372|+}} | ||
| | |item3=glob of goo|image3=goo.gif|drop3={{statrate|755|187|+}} | ||
|loc1= | |newres={{res|fire|50}}<br>{{res|psychic|50|+}} | ||
|loc1=Staked Tundra | |||
}} | }} | ||
==References== | |||
* The description refers to {{wikipedia|yo momma so fat}} jokes. | |||
Latest revision as of 19:01, 11 April 2013
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You are fighting an ethereal behemoth.
This creature is slow but extremely large and intimidating. Insert obligatory yo momma so fat joke here ...
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- The behemoth sneezes. The glob of spit that sprays out of its mouth is so large and has to fall so far, but[sic] the time it hits you, you're pounded into the ground.
- The behemoth sits on you. For a creature made exclusively of ether, it's surprisingly heavy.
- The creature is so big it can't even see you on the ground, so it gives up and lays down to rest. The shock caused by this causes a small tremor that throws you to the ground, where you land in a pile of sharp interplanar gravel.
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- Apparently your last attack tickled the behemoth's nose a little. It sneezes, blowing you so far back it doesn't have a chance to attack you.
- The creature tries to step on you, but you easily slide into the gap between its toes.
- The behemoth charges, but you just leap onto one of its legs and hold on to an oversize ankle until the stampede is over.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 104 experience.
You got an item: ethereal club 
(14.6 ± 2.6%)
You got an item: cosmic crystals 
(49.3 ± 3.6%)
You got an item: glob of goo 
(24.8 ± 3.1%)
Known resistances/weaknesses
50% resistant to fire damage.
50% weak to psychic damage.
Locations
References
- The description refers to yo momma so fat jokes.