Pax Verde commando

Pax Verde commando

You are fighting a Pax Verde commando.

These guys are the best of the best. Well, no, not really; they just like dressing in black.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• He yells really loud and unleashes a series of attacks. 10 hit combo!
• He jumps into the shadows and then leaps out behind you, using some crazy ninja-like move.
• He takes a few minutes to lecture you about water usage. You're so bored that you just hit yourself in the face to make him stop.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• He yells really loud and strains something.
• He jumps into the shadows and smacks against a bulkhead. Idiot.
• He starts to lecture you about water usage. You tell him you gave it up for Lent.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 57-91 chips.

You gain 73 experience.

You got an item: ecofriendly body oil (20.1 ± 3%)
You got an item: unleaded pipe (13.6 ± 1.8%)
You got an item: camouflage dungarees (10.3 ± 1.6%)
You got an item: coil of rope (13.3 ± 1.8%)

Known resistances/weaknesses

50% resistant to sonic damage.
50% weak to electric damage.

Locations

• Big Earl's Big Oil Derrick
  

References

• The image is Arnold Schwarzenegger who starred the movie Commando. However, the image is from the movie Predator.
• The first hit message refers to the Tekken series of games where each character has a 10 hit combo.