Gaius Cassius Clay

Gaius Cassius Clay

You are fighting Gaius Cassius Clay.

Judging by Cassius's attire, the Bard might have confused the ringleader with the King of the Ring. It's a common enough mistake...

Okay, no sane person would make that mistake. But there's a reason people like the Bard end up in Shiloh Sanatarium.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• You remember to watch out for bull charges, but Gaius's butterfly sting takes you off guard.
• He points out that the fault is not in your stars, but in the stage right under your feet. The boards collapse beneath you a moment later.
• He gives a rousing speech about the dangers of superheroes that bestride the world like a colossus. Several members of the audience throw things. Jerks! We'll see who saves their cat next time it's up a tree! damage+ (psychic) damage

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• You remember to watch out for bull charges, which works out just as well against Gaius's butterfly sting.
• He points out that the fault is not in your stars, but in the stage right under your feet. You thank him and move to safer ground.
• He gives a rousing speech about the dangers of superheroes that bestride the world like a colossus. It's so rousing you almost punch yourself in the face.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 71-118 chips.

You gain 94 experience.

You got an item: Gaius gloves (8.6 ± 1.4%)
You got an item: candied laurels (16.8 ± 1.8%)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.

Locations

• Ides
  

References

• Refers to Gaius Cassius (instigator of the assassination of Julius Caesar in the play Julius Caesar) and Muhammad Ali (a boxer who was born with the name Cassius Clay, Jr.).