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|name=Swami Biura | |name=Swami Biura | ||
|desc=The team catcher comes from India. He's known for saying things that really make you think, hence the nickname Swami. | |desc=The team catcher comes from India. He's known for saying things that really make you think, hence the nickname Swami. | ||
|image=Swami-biura.jpg | |image=Swami-biura.jpg | ||
− | |hit1=He hits you. It hurts. You wish you had that insurance to pay for the damages. | + | |hit1=He hits you. It hurts. You wish you had that insurance to pay for the damages. |
− | |hit2=You try for a suicide squeeze, but he's on to you and your maneuver is just plain suicide. | + | |hit2=You try for a suicide squeeze, but he's on to you and your maneuver is just plain suicide. |
− | |hit3=He hits you. He hits you again, in an identical fashion, giving you a sense of deja vu. He hits you a third time, and it's like deja vu all over again. | + | |hit3=He hits you. He hits you again, in an identical fashion, giving you a sense of deja vu. He hits you a third time, and it's like deja vu all over again. |
|miss1=Working on the philosophy that you can observe a lot by just watching, Swami sits back and just watches. | |miss1=Working on the philosophy that you can observe a lot by just watching, Swami sits back and just watches. | ||
|miss2=In a complete surprise move to everybody, some girl named Jennifer Keaton pushes Swami out of the way and announces she wants to discuss Huckleberry Finn instead. You don't even remember an H. Finn on the roster. | |miss2=In a complete surprise move to everybody, some girl named Jennifer Keaton pushes Swami out of the way and announces she wants to discuss Huckleberry Finn instead. You don't even remember an H. Finn on the roster. | ||
|miss3=He swings at you and misses. Apparently he was trying to think and hit at the same time. | |miss3=He swings at you and misses. Apparently he was trying to think and hit at the same time. | ||
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− | + | ==Notes== | |
+ | * Appears on Inning 3, 1 outs; Inning 6, 1 outs; Inning 9, 1 outs. | ||
==References== | ==References== | ||
− | *The name is a reference to none other than the great {{wikipedia|Yogi Berra}}. It's a play on the fact that {{Wikipedia| | + | *The name is a reference to none other than the great {{wikipedia|Yogi Berra}}. It's a play on the fact that {{Wikipedia|Yogi}} is a practitioner of Yoga, while {{Wikipedia|Swami}} is a title given to a master of Yoga. |
*Yogi Berra did commercials for {{Wikipedia|AFLAC}}, an insurance company, hence the damage message about insurance. | *Yogi Berra did commercials for {{Wikipedia|AFLAC}}, an insurance company, hence the damage message about insurance. | ||
− | *Jennifer Keaton was a character on the television show {{wikipedia|Family Ties}}, who was something of a tomboy. | + | *Jennifer Keaton was a character on the television show ''{{wikipedia|Family Ties}}'', who was something of a tomboy. In the "Read it and Weep" episode, Jennifer decided to prepare a book report on ''{{wikipedia|Adventures of Huckleberry Finn}}'' instead of a book about Yogi Berra. |
Latest revision as of 23:05, 27 October 2014
Swami Biura |
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You are fighting Swami Biura.
The team catcher comes from India. He's known for saying things that really make you think, hence the nickname Swami.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- He hits you. It hurts. You wish you had that insurance to pay for the damages.
- You try for a suicide squeeze, but he's on to you and your maneuver is just plain suicide.
- He hits you. He hits you again, in an identical fashion, giving you a sense of deja vu. He hits you a third time, and it's like deja vu all over again.
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- Working on the philosophy that you can observe a lot by just watching, Swami sits back and just watches.
- In a complete surprise move to everybody, some girl named Jennifer Keaton pushes Swami out of the way and announces she wants to discuss Huckleberry Finn instead. You don't even remember an H. Finn on the roster.
- He swings at you and misses. Apparently he was trying to think and hit at the same time.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain ((0.6+0.06*Inning)*Level, cap 250) experience.
You got an item: baseball bat (15%)
You got an item: baseball (15%)
You got an item: cleats (15%)
You got an item: leather gloves (15%)
You got an item: smart bandages (15%)
You got an item: smart juice (15%)
You got an item: baseball jersey (15%)
You got an item: catcher's mask (15%)
You got an item: umpire's glasses (15%)
You got an item: catcher's mitt (50%)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.
Locations
Notes
- Appears on Inning 3, 1 outs; Inning 6, 1 outs; Inning 9, 1 outs.
References
- The name is a reference to none other than the great Yogi Berra. It's a play on the fact that Yogi is a practitioner of Yoga, while Swami is a title given to a master of Yoga.
- Yogi Berra did commercials for AFLAC, an insurance company, hence the damage message about insurance.
- Jennifer Keaton was a character on the television show Family Ties, who was something of a tomboy. In the "Read it and Weep" episode, Jennifer decided to prepare a book report on Adventures of Huckleberry Finn instead of a book about Yogi Berra.