Difference between revisions of "Evil teddy bear"

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evil teddy bear

You are fighting an evil teddy bear.

Evil teddy bear is evil. It comes to life and attacks you.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• The stuffed bear makes good on the name Teddy by riding rough right over you.
• The bear mauls you. You'd think plush and foam wouldn't hurt, but there's a core of deadly steel in its arms.
• The bear sinks its teeth into your flesh and shakes you like a pick-a-nick basket.

It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• You're attacked by the evil teddy but what's mean lingerie going to do to you, anyway?
• The bear mauls you, but the plush and foam have put too much padding on its paws.
• The bear tries to rough you up like Roosevelt but does an FDR impression instead of Teddy.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 20 experience.

You got an item: soft fabric (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: unstuffed stuffing (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: unstuffed stuffing (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: unstuffed stuffing (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: caffeinated cloth (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified
Former resistances were Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses., remember to remove this information from the page when resistances are spaded.

Locations

• teddy bear
  

References

• The third hit message refers to Yogi Bear's ongoing serial theft of pick-a-nick baskets.
• The third miss message refers to teddy bear being named after Theodore Roosevelt, not FDR. The first hit message refers to Theodore Roosevelt and the Rough Riders.
• The first miss message refers to Teddy, a type of lingerie.