Giant bodyguard bear

giant bodyguard bear

You are fighting a giant bodyguard bear.

A giant bodyguard bear, roughly the size of a prehistoric cave bear, rumbles out of Ursula's warehouse and charges you.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• The bear paws at you. You try to find the pause button but can't, and the attack connects solidly.
• It malls you badly. Er, mauls. Sorry, must have shopping on my mind.
• The giant bear kicks you into next week. Next week kicks you right back here. Double ouch.

It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• It tries to maul you, but you're staunchly anti-consumerist and won't go anywhere near a mall.
• The bear swipes at you with an enormous paw, but it bear-ly misses you.
• The bear tries to belt you, but you belt out a rendition of Whitney Houston's 1992 classic awful enough to scare away any bodyguard, bear or otherwise.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 130 experience.

Known resistances/weaknesses

25% weak to fire damage.

Locations

• Ursula's warehouse
  
• Ursula's Plushie Factory
  

Notes

• In Ursula's warehouse, after killing 5 of them you get Up, Up, and Away! adventure.

References

• The third miss message references the song "I Will Always Love You", performed by Whitney Houston and featured in the 1992 movie The Bodyguard.