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|image=evil-teddy.jpg
 
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|desc=Evil teddy bear is evil. It comes to life and attacks you.
 
|desc=Evil teddy bear is evil. It comes to life and attacks you.
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|hit1=The stuffed bear makes good on the name Teddy by riding rough right over you.
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|hit2=The bear mauls you. You'd think plush and foam wouldn't hurt, but there's a core of deadly steel in its arms.
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|hit3=The bear sinks its teeth into your flesh and shakes you like a pick-a-nick basket.
 
|miss1=You're attacked by the evil teddy but what's mean lingerie going to do to you, anyway?
 
|miss1=You're attacked by the evil teddy but what's mean lingerie going to do to you, anyway?
 
|miss2=The bear mauls you, but the plush and foam have put too much padding on its paws.
 
|miss2=The bear mauls you, but the plush and foam have put too much padding on its paws.
 
|miss3=The bear tries to rough you up like Roosevelt but does an FDR impression instead of Teddy.
 
|miss3=The bear tries to rough you up like Roosevelt but does an FDR impression instead of Teddy.
 
|chips=0
 
|chips=0
|item1=caffeinated cloth|image1=caffeinated-cloth.gif
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|item1=caffeinated cloth|image1=caffeinated-cloth.gif|drop1=
|item2=soft fabric|image2=soft-fabric.gif
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|item2=soft fabric|image2=soft-fabric.gif|drop2=
|item3=unstuffed stuffing|image3=hot-stuffing.gif
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|item3=unstuffed stuffing|image3=hot-stuffing.gif|drop3=
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|item4=unstuffed stuffing|image4=hot-stuffing.gif|drop4=
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|item5=unstuffed stuffing|image5=hot-stuffing.gif|drop5=
 
|xp=20
 
|xp=20
 
|loc1=teddy bear
 
|loc1=teddy bear
|res={{res|none}}}}
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|loc2=Ursula's Plushie Factory
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|newres={{res|fire|25|+}}
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==References==
 
==References==
* The third miss message refers to {{wikipedia|teddy bear}} being named after {{wikipedia|Theodore Roosevelt}}, not {{wikipedia|Franklin D. Roosevelt|FDR}}.
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* The third hit message refers to {{wikipedia|Yogi Bear}}'s ongoing serial theft of pick-a-nick baskets.
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* The third miss message refers to {{wikipedia|teddy bear}} being named after {{wikipedia|Theodore Roosevelt}}, not {{wikipedia|Franklin D. Roosevelt|FDR}}. The first hit message refers to Theodore Roosevelt and the {{wikipedia|Rough Riders}}.
 
* The first miss message refers to {{wikipedia|Teddy (lingerie)|Teddy}}, a type of lingerie.
 
* The first miss message refers to {{wikipedia|Teddy (lingerie)|Teddy}}, a type of lingerie.

Latest revision as of 04:45, 13 March 2015

Evil-teddy.jpg
evil teddy bear

You are fighting an evil teddy bear.

Evil teddy bear is evil. It comes to life and attacks you.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

  • The stuffed bear makes good on the name Teddy by riding rough right over you.
  • The bear mauls you. You'd think plush and foam wouldn't hurt, but there's a core of deadly steel in its arms.
  • The bear sinks its teeth into your flesh and shakes you like a pick-a-nick basket.



It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.



Miss messages:

  • You're attacked by the evil teddy but what's mean lingerie going to do to you, anyway?
  • The bear mauls you, but the plush and foam have put too much padding on its paws.
  • The bear tries to rough you up like Roosevelt but does an FDR impression instead of Teddy.



Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.


Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!


You gain 20 experience.

You got an item: caffeinated cloth Caffeinated-cloth.gif (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: soft fabric Soft-fabric.gif (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: unstuffed stuffing Hot-stuffing.gif (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: unstuffed stuffing Hot-stuffing.gif (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: unstuffed stuffing Hot-stuffing.gif (Unspecified Drop rate)





Known resistances/weaknesses

25% weak to fire damage.


Locations

References

  • The third hit message refers to Yogi Bear's ongoing serial theft of pick-a-nick baskets.
  • The third miss message refers to teddy bear being named after Theodore Roosevelt, not FDR. The first hit message refers to Theodore Roosevelt and the Rough Riders.
  • The first miss message refers to Teddy, a type of lingerie.