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|desc=This fellow seems like a true English gentleman until you say something which he interprets as a slight against his favorite football (that'd be "soccer" to an American) team. | |desc=This fellow seems like a true English gentleman until you say something which he interprets as a slight against his favorite football (that'd be "soccer" to an American) team. | ||
|image=english-tourist.jpg | |image=english-tourist.jpg | ||
|chips= | |hit1=The tourist berates you for belittling his favorite FC, belaboring how bedaft you are at tremendous volume... noise ordinances bedamned. {{hitnote|{{element|physical|}}+{{element|sonic|}}}} | ||
|xp= | |hit2=The tourist and a bunch of his buddies catch you up in a scrum. It turns out that means something very different when you're not talking about software design. | ||
|hit3=He offers you a cuppa. Unfortunately, the delivery vector seems to involve your forehead. {{hitnote|{{element|physical|}}+{{element|fire|}}}} | |||
|miss1=The tourist attempts to explain how you insulted his FC, but when you ask what an FC is, he just breaks down in tears. | |||
|miss2=The tourist calls for his buddies, but the rest of the tour group seems to have wandered off. | |||
|miss3=He offers you a cuppa. It seems even in the middle of a fight, he remains quite the gentleman. | |||
|pronoun=He | |||
|chips=53-88 | |||
|xp=54 | |||
|loc1=The streets of downtown Twilight | |loc1=The streets of downtown Twilight | ||
|item1= | |item1=bag of PG Tips|image1=tea-bag.gif|drop1={{statrate|734|163|+}} | ||
|image1= | |item2=bowler|image2=Bowler.gif|drop2={{statrate|734|115|+}} | ||
|item2= | |newres={{res|electric|100|+}}<br>{{res|sonic|50}}}} | ||
|image2= | ==References== | ||
* The foe's image is based on English actor {{wikipedia|John Cleese}}. | |||
Latest revision as of 18:25, 25 July 2015
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You are fighting an English tourist.
This fellow seems like a true English gentleman until you say something which he interprets as a slight against his favorite football (that'd be "soccer" to an American) team.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- The tourist berates you for belittling his favorite FC, belaboring how bedaft you are at tremendous volume... noise ordinances bedamned. damage+ (sonic) damage
- The tourist and a bunch of his buddies catch you up in a scrum. It turns out that means something very different when you're not talking about software design.
- He offers you a cuppa. Unfortunately, the delivery vector seems to involve your forehead. damage+ (fire) damage
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- The tourist attempts to explain how you insulted his FC, but when you ask what an FC is, he just breaks down in tears.
- The tourist calls for his buddies, but the rest of the tour group seems to have wandered off.
- He offers you a cuppa. It seems even in the middle of a fight, he remains quite the gentleman.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 53-88 chips.
You gain 54 experience.
You got an item: bag of PG Tips 
(22.2 ± 3.1%)
You got an item: bowler 
(15.7 ± 2.7%)
Known resistances/weaknesses
100% weak to electric damage.
50% resistant to sonic damage.
Locations
References
- The foe's image is based on English actor John Cleese.