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(I don't see the relevance. It's a humoristic portrayal of an English gentleman. Nothing else)
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|desc=This fellow seems like a true English gentleman until you say something which he interprets as a slight against his favorite football (that'd be "soccer" to an American) team.
 
|desc=This fellow seems like a true English gentleman until you say something which he interprets as a slight against his favorite football (that'd be "soccer" to an American) team.
 
|image=english-tourist.jpg
 
|image=english-tourist.jpg
|miss1=!
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|hit1=The tourist berates you for belittling his favorite FC, belaboring how bedaft you are at tremendous volume... noise ordinances bedamned. {{hitnote|{{element|physical|}}+{{element|sonic|}}}}
|hit1=!
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|hit2=The tourist and a bunch of his buddies catch you up in a scrum. It turns out that means something very different when you're not talking about software design.
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|hit3=He offers you a cuppa. Unfortunately, the delivery vector seems to involve your forehead. {{hitnote|{{element|physical|}}+{{element|fire|}}}}
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|miss1=The tourist attempts to explain how you insulted his FC, but when you ask what an FC is, he just breaks down in tears.
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|miss2=The tourist calls for his buddies, but the rest of the tour group seems to have wandered off.
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|miss3=He offers you a cuppa. It seems even in the middle of a fight, he remains quite the gentleman.
 
|pronoun=He
 
|pronoun=He
|chips=56-92
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|chips=53-88
|xp=55
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|xp=54
 
|loc1=The streets of downtown Twilight
 
|loc1=The streets of downtown Twilight
|item1=bowler
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|item1=bag of PG Tips|image1=tea-bag.gif|drop1={{statrate|734|163|+}}
|image1=Bowler.gif
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|item2=bowler|image2=Bowler.gif|drop2={{statrate|734|115|+}}
|item2=Bag of PG Tips
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|newres={{res|electric|100|+}}<br>{{res|sonic|50}}}}
|image2=tea-bag.gif
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==References==
|res={{res|none}}}}
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* The foe's image is based on English actor {{wikipedia|John Cleese}}.

Latest revision as of 10:25, 25 July 2015

English-tourist.jpg
English tourist

You are fighting an English tourist.

This fellow seems like a true English gentleman until you say something which he interprets as a slight against his favorite football (that'd be "soccer" to an American) team.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

  • The tourist berates you for belittling his favorite FC, belaboring how bedaft you are at tremendous volume... noise ordinances bedamned. damage+ (sonic) damage
  • The tourist and a bunch of his buddies catch you up in a scrum. It turns out that means something very different when you're not talking about software design.
  • He offers you a cuppa. Unfortunately, the delivery vector seems to involve your forehead. damage+ (fire) damage



He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.



Miss messages:

  • The tourist attempts to explain how you insulted his FC, but when you ask what an FC is, he just breaks down in tears.
  • The tourist calls for his buddies, but the rest of the tour group seems to have wandered off.
  • He offers you a cuppa. It seems even in the middle of a fight, he remains quite the gentleman.



Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.


Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!


Chips-white.gif You gain 53-88 chips.

You gain 54 experience.

You got an item: bag of PG Tips Tea-bag.gif (22.2 ± 3.1%)
You got an item: bowler Bowler.gif (15.7 ± 2.7%)






Known resistances/weaknesses

100% weak to electric damage.
50% resistant to sonic damage.


Locations

References

  • The foe's image is based on English actor John Cleese.