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|desc=This a matarkhis. It's the very model of a modern Zion's Tears general. Doesn't really roll off the tongue, does it? No wonder it prefers warfare to musical theater. | |desc=This a matarkhis. It's the very model of a modern Zion's Tears general. Doesn't really roll off the tongue, does it? No wonder it prefers warfare to musical theater. | ||
|image=Matarkhis.jpg | |image=Matarkhis.jpg | ||
|hit1= | |hit1=He sings a few lines from his new script. You don't even think Bialystock and Bloom would be interested. {{hitnote|{{element|physical|}} + {{element|sonic|}}}} | ||
|miss1= | |hit2=Frustrated by a lack of success stabbing you, the matarkhis clouts you with a massive hammer. You decide it's better not to know where he's been keeping that. | ||
|hit3=He sounds the horn at his belt, summoning an archon from down the hall to give you a couple good stabs. | |||
|miss1=He sings a few lines from his new script. You suggest he take it to Bialystock and Bloom. | |||
|miss2=Frustrated by his lack of success stabbing you, the matarkhis goes looking for a massive hammer. By the time he finds it, it's already your turn again. | |||
|miss3=He sounds the horn at his belt in a touching, but ultimately disastrous, attempt at redemption. | |||
|pronoun=It | |pronoun=It | ||
|chips=0 | |chips=0 | ||
|xp=68 | |xp=68 | ||
|item1=big honkin' hammer|image1=Hedge-slammer.gif | |item1=big honkin' hammer|image1=Hedge-slammer.gif|drop1={{statrate|700|134|+}} | ||
|item2=platinum necklace| | |item2=shield of Zion|image2=Shield.gif|drop2={{statrate|700|171|+}} | ||
| | |item3=platinum necklace|image3=Necklace.gif|drop3={{statrate|700|340|+}} | ||
|item4=horn of Zion|image4=horn-of-zion.gif|drop4={{statrate|700|212|+}} | |||
|loc1=Zion's Tears building | |loc1=Zion's Tears building | ||
| | |newres={{res|sonic|50}}<br>{{res|electric|50|+}}}} | ||
==References== | ==References== | ||
* The description refers to the {{wikipedia|Major-General's Song}} from Gilbert and Sullivan's comic opera The Pirates of Penzance, which starts with the words "I am the very model of a modern Major-General". | * The description refers to the {{wikipedia|Major-General's Song}} from Gilbert and Sullivan's comic opera The Pirates of Penzance, which starts with the words "I am the very model of a modern Major-General". | ||
* The first hit and miss messages mention Bialystock and Bloom, the two protagonists of ''{{wikipedia|The Producers (musical)|The Producers}}''. | |||
* In the second hit message, the matarkhis most likely kept his hammer in {{wikipedia|Hammerspace}}. | |||
* The third miss message refers to Boromir blowing the Horn of Gondor in ''{{wikipedia|The Two Towers}}''. | |||
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You are fighting a matarkhis.
This a matarkhis. It's the very model of a modern Zion's Tears general. Doesn't really roll off the tongue, does it? No wonder it prefers warfare to musical theater.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- He sings a few lines from his new script. You don't even think Bialystock and Bloom would be interested. damage + (sonic) damage
- Frustrated by a lack of success stabbing you, the matarkhis clouts you with a massive hammer. You decide it's better not to know where he's been keeping that.
- He sounds the horn at his belt, summoning an archon from down the hall to give you a couple good stabs.
It hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- He sings a few lines from his new script. You suggest he take it to Bialystock and Bloom.
- Frustrated by his lack of success stabbing you, the matarkhis goes looking for a massive hammer. By the time he finds it, it's already your turn again.
- He sounds the horn at his belt in a touching, but ultimately disastrous, attempt at redemption.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 68 experience.
You got an item: big honkin' hammer 
(19.1 ± 3%)
You got an item: shield of Zion 
(24.4 ± 3.2%)
You got an item: platinum necklace 
(48.6 ± 3.8%)
You got an item: horn of Zion 
(30.3 ± 3.5%)
Known resistances/weaknesses
50% resistant to sonic damage.
50% weak to electric damage.
Locations
References
- The description refers to the Major-General's Song from Gilbert and Sullivan's comic opera The Pirates of Penzance, which starts with the words "I am the very model of a modern Major-General".
- The first hit and miss messages mention Bialystock and Bloom, the two protagonists of The Producers.
- In the second hit message, the matarkhis most likely kept his hammer in Hammerspace.
- The third miss message refers to Boromir blowing the Horn of Gondor in The Two Towers.