Difference between revisions of "Key to the city"

Revision as of 21:50, 6 October 2015

key to the city
Plural: keys to the city
Technically, keys to the city are supposed to be granted to you by the mayor or something. But this is a massive golden key, so the only things it could possibly open are cities and chocolate factories.

A quick lick confirms this key has never been near a chocolate factory. Ergo, it's the key to a city.

However, even your superhuman guessing skills can't tell you what city the key is for. It could be Twilight, but it could also be Missoula.

Miscellaneous Item
Autosell value: 1000
Usable

	gold foil	comically oversized key
	key to the city

If you're already part of a league:

You haul the key to your league's headquarters and put it on display in the trophy case.

Your league gains 1 Prestige!

If you're not part of any league:

Man, this key is huge. You heard LI Inc vacated their offices recently. Maybe they have some space you could keep this thing.

Using multiple:
If you're already part of a league:

You haul the keys to your league's headquarters and put them on display in the trophy case.

Your league gains X Prestige!

Notes

• When Leagues came out, blue lawn darts were needed to create a League but since they were limited event items they've been replaced by these.

References

• Refers to the ceremonial key to the city that some cities award to honored residents or guests.
• Contains a reference to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
• Missoula is the second most populous city in Montana.