Clockwork mishmash

clockwork mishmash

You are fighting a clockwork mishmash.

You don't know what the heck this thing is, other than it's a giant shambling mound of clockwork machinery that appears bent upon assimilating or crushing anything in its path.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• The mishmash assembles itself into car and crashes into you, flying back into a heap.
• The clockwork attempts to assimilate your biological diversity, but just ends up taking a chunk out of you instead.
• The mound of clockwork rolls over you, pinching you with thousands of tiny gears.

It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• The mishmash tries to assemble itself into a car, but doesn't have the special pieces. Man, back in my day, mishmashes just used the same three pieces for everything and they liked it!
• The clockwork attempts to assimilate your technological diversity, but you're not carrying anything compatible with 32-tooth gears.
• The mound of opinionated clockwork rolls over you, setting your watch to UTC.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 230 experience.

You got an item: clockwork core (30.4 ± 0.9%)

Known resistances/weaknesses

50% resistant to physical damage.

Locations

• Castle Hundenswein
  

References

• The second hit and miss messages refer to the Borg collective's goal of assimilating biological and technological diversity.
• UTC, mentioned in the third miss message stands for "Coordinated Universal Time".

This enemy is a robot with an electronic brain.

This enemy is a clockwork enemy.