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ZOM-G punk

You are fighting a ZOM-G punk.

You wouldn't think a legion of cyborgs would have much use for musicians, but they have built-in metronomes and enough pyrotechnics to level Twilight.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• As it turns out, cyborgs have the best pyrotechnics. Also, you shouldn't have stood there. (fire) damage
• A flamethrower unfolds out of the punk's chest and douses you in flame. (fire) damage
• The punk combines several genres into one blistering guitar solo. The built-in flamethrowers help too. (fire) damage

It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• As it turns out, cyborgs have the best pyrotechnics. Also, you're glad you were watching your feet right then.
• A flamethrower unfolds out of the punk's chest, but you were expecting it. It is a cyborg after all.
• The punk combines several genres into a totally sweet guitar solo. Sadly, of all the things the cyborgs are building down here, they don't seem to have a stadium.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 150 experience.

You got an item: steam-driven pulley (29.5 ± 2.1%)
You got an item: steam piston (29.3 ± 2.1%)
You got an item: bottle rocket (9.2 ± 1.3%)
You got an item: punk pickle (4.7 ± 1%)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Immune to fire damage.
50% resistant to electric damage.
50% resistant to sonic damage.
50% weak to ice damage.

Locations

• Furnace Room
  

Notes

• At the end of each round, if the punk fails to hit, its accuracy and offense are increased, with the message:

Your opponent's rage seems to feed the furnace's flames.

References

• The foe's image and description refer to the band Daft Punk.
• The third hit message refers to an awesome flamethrower guitar in Mad Max: Fury Road.