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pushy ZOM-V

You are fighting a pushy ZOM-V.

Oh no, not this. As if things weren't bad enough in this madhouse, now you've got some monstrosity trying to sell you a timeshare.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• He keeps shoving his pen into your hand. Literally.
• He literally ties you up in red tape. Very sticky red tape.

Special Attack: You find yourself slowed by the assault from a pushy ZOM-V.

You gain an effect: Dragging. (Added for 30 minutes.)

• He tells you that his latest deal is only 9 chips if you want it, 20 if you don't. Wait, what? (psychic) damage

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• He keeps trying to give you his pen, but you assure him you have one of your own.
• He tries to tie you up in red tape, but you bought the RunCo Red Tape Cutter a few weeks ago.
• He starts going on about his latest deal, but you counter by yelling "remove me from your list!"

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 150 experience.

You got an item: hand saw (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: corked bellows (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: rusty hinge (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: pyramid marketing scheme (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

50% resistant to psychic damage.

Locations

• Underground Racetrack
  

Notes

• Sometimes, at the end of a round of combat:

The cars zip closer to you, getting closer than you're comfortable slow-dancing.

foe becomes "Close"

or, with a ranged weapon equipped

The cars zip closer to you, getting closer than you're comfortable slow-dancing. That'll make it pretty hard to use your <ranged weapon>.

foe becomes "Close"

• If the foe is "Close", your next ranged attack attack is replaced by:

You rush back, opening up some distance between you and your opponent.

References

• The second miss message refers to the many fine consumer products sold by Ronco.