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|name=car cracker | |name=car cracker | ||
|desc=This guy isn't really a carjacker because he only takes cars when people aren't in them. And while car hacker might apply the car modding community insists hacker is supposed to be a good term, and "car cracker" is the acceptable pejorative for a modern-day car thief. | |desc=This guy isn't really a carjacker because he only takes cars when people aren't in them. And while car hacker might apply the car modding community insists hacker is supposed to be a good term, and "car cracker" is the acceptable pejorative for a modern-day car thief. | ||
|image= | |image=car-cracker.jpg | ||
|pronoun=He | |pronoun=He | ||
|hit1= | |hit1= He lights a road flare and tosses it at you. Magnesium'd! {{hitnote|{{element|fire|}}}} | ||
|miss1= | |hit2=He cracks you like a car, although thankfully not ''with'' a car. | ||
|chips= | |hit3=He tees up and hits you with a tire iron. | ||
|xp= | |miss1=He lights a road flare, but you remind him the minimum is actually fifteen. He grumbles and goes to look for some more. | ||
|item1= | |miss2=He tries to crack you, but you've been keeping everything up to date. | ||
|item2= | |miss3=He takes a swing at you with a tire iron, but you dodge straight into the sand trap. Wait? What game are we playing again? | ||
|chips=8-13 | |||
|xp=5 | |||
|item1=spark plug|image1=spark-plug.gif|drop1={{statrate|4354|904|+}} | |||
|item2=road flare|image2=road-flare.gif|drop2={{statrate|4354|1072|+}} | |||
|loc1=Your neighborhood | |loc1=Your neighborhood | ||
}} | |newres={{res|sonic|100|+}}}} | ||
==References== | |||
* The description refers to the "{{wikipedia|Hacker (programmer subculture)|Hacker}}" subculture, and the way members of the computer "Hacker" community differentiate themselves from computer "crackers". | |||
* The first miss message refers to a restaurant manager in the movie ''{{wikipedia|Office Space}}'' who required his employees to wear a specified amount of "flair". | |||
* The third hit and miss messages refer to metal golf clubs, which are called "{{wikipedia|Iron (golf)|irons}}". | |||
Latest revision as of 06:22, 21 August 2015
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You are fighting a car cracker.
This guy isn't really a carjacker because he only takes cars when people aren't in them. And while car hacker might apply the car modding community insists hacker is supposed to be a good term, and "car cracker" is the acceptable pejorative for a modern-day car thief.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- He lights a road flare and tosses it at you. Magnesium'd! (fire) damage
- He cracks you like a car, although thankfully not with a car.
- He tees up and hits you with a tire iron.
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- He lights a road flare, but you remind him the minimum is actually fifteen. He grumbles and goes to look for some more.
- He tries to crack you, but you've been keeping everything up to date.
- He takes a swing at you with a tire iron, but you dodge straight into the sand trap. Wait? What game are we playing again?
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 8-13 chips.
You gain 5 experience.
You got an item: spark plug 
(20.8 ± 1.2%)
You got an item: road flare 
(24.6 ± 1.3%)
Known resistances/weaknesses
100% weak to sonic damage.
Locations
References
- The description refers to the "Hacker" subculture, and the way members of the computer "Hacker" community differentiate themselves from computer "crackers".
- The first miss message refers to a restaurant manager in the movie Office Space who required his employees to wear a specified amount of "flair".
- The third hit and miss messages refer to metal golf clubs, which are called "irons".