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|desc=This wickedly sharp blade was designed by a blacksmith with terrible | |desc=This wickedly sharp blade was designed by a blacksmith with a terrible memory, who could never remember what it was that really got his goat (hey, maybe it was goats!), so he designed this sword to specifically target whatever he was swinging at. Sadly, over the years, the modifications have deteriorated, and it just sort of targets whatever it feels like. | ||
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Latest revision as of 23:30, 1 August 2011
broadsword of amorphous hatred
Plural: broadswords of amorphous hatred
This wickedly sharp blade was designed by a blacksmith with a terrible memory, who could never remember what it was that really got his goat (hey, maybe it was goats!), so he designed this sword to specifically target whatever he was swinging at. Sadly, over the years, the modifications have deteriorated, and it just sort of targets whatever it feels like.
Melee weapon (Slashing, large)
Power: 60
Level Required: 5
Autosell value: 1
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+X against the enemy of the moment
How Obtained
Notes
- X is a random number between 1 and 499.
- At the beginning of every fight the following line is shown
Your weapon shimmers with a deep-seated hatred for <enemy>.
- Where <enemy> is one of:
- beatniks
- cicadas from non-prime-number cycles
- clouds of gnats
- crabgrass
- embarrassing personal problems
- hipsters
- internet outages
- ketchup on hotdogs
- Mondays
- parents of crying babies who won't take them out of theaters
- people covered in fish
- people driving with their left blinker on
- people posting something factually incorrect on the internet
- politicians
- purple people eaters
- ring-tailed lemurs
- striped caterpillars
- stupid commercial jingles
- talking raccoons
- things not working properly even after you've thumped them