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* '''X''' is a random number between 1 and 499. | * '''X''' is a random number between 1 and 499. | ||
* At the beginning of every fight the following | * At the beginning of every fight the following line is shown | ||
[[File:Hatefire.gif]] Your weapon shimmers with a deep-seated hatred for <enemy>. | [[File:Hatefire.gif]] Your weapon shimmers with a deep-seated hatred for <enemy>. | ||
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:Where <enemy> is one of: | :Where <enemy> is one of: | ||
:* beatniks | |||
:* cicadas from non-prime-number cycles | |||
:* clouds of gnats | |||
:* crabgrass | |||
:* embarrassing personal problems | |||
:* hipsters | |||
:* internet outages | |||
:* ketchup on hotdogs | |||
:* Mondays | |||
:* parents of crying babies who won't take them out of theaters | |||
:* people covered in fish | |||
:* people driving with their left blinker on | |||
:* people posting something factually incorrect on the internet | |||
:* politicians | |||
:* purple people eaters | :* purple people eaters | ||
:* ring-tailed lemurs | |||
:* striped caterpillars | |||
:* stupid commercial jingles | :* stupid commercial jingles | ||
:* talking raccoons | |||
:* things not working properly even after you've thumped them<noinclude> | |||
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Latest revision as of 21:24, 9 July 2011
- X is a random number between 1 and 499.
- At the beginning of every fight the following line is shown
Your weapon shimmers with a deep-seated hatred for <enemy>.
- Where <enemy> is one of:
- beatniks
- cicadas from non-prime-number cycles
- clouds of gnats
- crabgrass
- embarrassing personal problems
- hipsters
- internet outages
- ketchup on hotdogs
- Mondays
- parents of crying babies who won't take them out of theaters
- people covered in fish
- people driving with their left blinker on
- people posting something factually incorrect on the internet
- politicians
- purple people eaters
- ring-tailed lemurs
- striped caterpillars
- stupid commercial jingles
- talking raccoons
- things not working properly even after you've thumped them