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:Where <enemy> is one of:  | :Where <enemy> is one of:  | ||
:* beatniks  | |||
:* cicadas from non-prime-number cycles  | :* cicadas from non-prime-number cycles  | ||
:* clouds of gnats  | :* clouds of gnats  | ||
:* crabgrass  | |||
:* embarrassing personal problems  | :* embarrassing personal problems  | ||
:* hipsters  | :* hipsters  | ||
:* internet outages  | |||
:* ketchup on hotdogs  | |||
:* Mondays  | |||
:* parents of crying babies who won't take them out of theaters  | |||
:* people covered in fish  | |||
:* people driving with their left blinker on  | :* people driving with their left blinker on  | ||
:* people posting something factually incorrect on the internet  | |||
:* politicians  | |||
:* purple people eaters  | :* purple people eaters  | ||
:* stupid commercial jingles<noinclude>  | :* ring-tailed lemurs  | ||
:* striped caterpillars  | |||
:* stupid commercial jingles  | |||
:* talking raccoons  | |||
:* things not working properly even after you've thumped them<noinclude>  | |||
[[Category:Standardization Templates]]  | [[Category:Standardization Templates]]  | ||
</noinclude>  | </noinclude>  | ||
Latest revision as of 21:24, 9 July 2011
- X is a random number between 1 and 499.
 - At the beginning of every fight the following line is shown
 
 Your weapon shimmers with a deep-seated hatred for <enemy>.
- Where <enemy> is one of:
 
- beatniks
 - cicadas from non-prime-number cycles
 - clouds of gnats
 - crabgrass
 - embarrassing personal problems
 - hipsters
 - internet outages
 - ketchup on hotdogs
 - Mondays
 - parents of crying babies who won't take them out of theaters
 - people covered in fish
 - people driving with their left blinker on
 - people posting something factually incorrect on the internet
 - politicians
 - purple people eaters
 - ring-tailed lemurs
 - striped caterpillars
 - stupid commercial jingles
 - talking raccoons
 - things not working properly even after you've thumped them