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ZOM-U physics major

You are fighting a ZOM-U physics major.

Among the many disordered heaps of garbage, this cyborg is building a single massive tower of carefully balanced pieces of trash. As long as you don't have to pull any pieces out, you should be fine.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• The cyborg applies some leverage to another pile of trash, covering you in sharp (and odorous) bits of garbage. damage + (psychic) damage
• The cyborg pulls a piece out of the tower, letting it totter back and forth. It doesn't seem likely to fall, but eventually the Dread gets to you. (psychic) damage
• The cyborg cuts a conveniently-placed rope, sending an anvil down onto your head.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• The cyborg applies some leverage to another pile of trash, carefully boosting another piece to the top of his tower.
• The cyborg pulls a piece out of the tower, letting it totter back and forth. It falls after ten seconds, so it's technically not his fault.
• The cyborg cuts a conveniently-placed rope, but you've seen enough cartoons to know the anvil's coming.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 150 experience.

You got an item: hanging anvil (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: restrained boulder (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: counterweight and pulleys (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: physics notes (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified

Locations

• Trash Heap
  

Notes

• At the end of each round of combat:

sometimes:

The trash heap reaches up towards you with a nearly human rage.

followed by:

You manage to dodge through the pile of rusted metal bits with surprising grace, avoiding both damage and super-tetanus.

or,

The pile of rusted metal bits tugs and cuts at you for X damage.

References

• The description and most of the combat messages refer to Jenga.