Difference between revisions of "Universal uniform"

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universal uniform
Plural: universal uniforms
This is an extraordinarily tight fitting unitard, but it's made out of some kind of fabric instead of elastane, so it's a lot less flattering. Well, in general. You, of course, have a superheroic superbody, so you'll look fine, darling. Thankfully, this uniform isn't red which makes you feel safer, for some reason.

Attached to the uniform is a neat little badge that'll let you communicate with your UFO. In case you need backup or an away party or something.

November 2016 Item of the Month

Full-body suit
Power: 90
Item cannot be auto-sold
Item cannot be pulled while in a retcon run
Usable

+20% to your maximum Hit Points
+20% effectiveness from your sidekick.
Grants wearer the ability to breathe under water.
Regenerates HP and PP as a function of level (currently +X HP and PP per turn).
Bring your message of peace to other humanoids (with lasers, if necessary)

The Wok of Stars

• Available for 10 silver stars during November 2016.

Using universal UFO

You call down your UFO and drop your uniform off for cleaning. Really, these full-service UFOs are great.
You got an item: universal UFO
Ride it

Using multiple:
You call down your UFO fleet and drop off your uniforms for cleaning. It's good to be admiral.
You got an item: X universal UFOs
Ride it

Notes

• When bought: With 10 silver stars, you purchase long underwear and prosper.
• X is ?, capped at 10

References

• Refers to Star Trek.
  • The description contains a reference to the fate of many of the Redshirts in the show.
  • The purchase message refers to the Vulcan greeting "Live long and prosper."