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|name=IT wizard | |name=IT wizard | ||
|image=It-wizard.jpg | |image=It-wizard.jpg | ||
|desc=This guy is decked out in long shimmering robes and is waving around something that looks kind of like a wand. It would be more humorous than fearsome if that wand wasn't shooting out a series of little fireballs. | |desc=This guy is decked out in long shimmering robes and is waving around something that looks kind of like a wand. It would be more humorous than fearsome if that wand wasn't shooting out a series of little fireballs. | ||
− | | | + | |hit1=The wizard reaches into his robe and withdraws a number of small objects, which he hurls at you. The objects turn out to be old ram chips, and their corners are surprisingly sharp! |
− | + | |hit2=The wizard sends bad data to your hero's wristwatch, making it crash. | |
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− | | | + | Into a wall. |
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+ | Taking you with it. | ||
+ | |hit3=He wiggles his wand to and fro in a ridiculous fashion. You bust out laughing, until '''WHOOSH!''' a giant fireball slams into you. Apparently it ''is'' the way you wiggle the wand that counts. {{hitnote|{{element|physical|}}+{{element|fire|}}}} | ||
+ | |pronoun=He | ||
|miss1=The wizard points his wand at you, but you wander out of range. | |miss1=The wizard points his wand at you, but you wander out of range. | ||
− | |miss2= | + | |miss2=He tries to invoke lightning with his laptop, but a y2k bug delivers the bolt to 1907. |
− | | | + | |miss3=He tries to smack you around like a pinball, but he's not that kind of wizard. |
− | |chips= | + | |chips=41-68 |
|xp=54 | |xp=54 | ||
− | |item1=digital robes|image1=Robes.gif | + | |item1=digital robes|image1=Robes.gif|drop1={{statrate|746|185|+}} |
− | |item2=roman candle wand|image2=wand.gif | + | |item2=roman candle wand|image2=wand.gif|drop2={{statrate|746|191|+}} |
− | |loc1=Guild for Imaginative Metachronism}} | + | |item3=arefolia|image3=arefolia.gif|drop3={{statrate|746|153|+}} |
− | + | |loc1=Guild for Imaginative Metachronism | |
− | == | + | |newres={{res|electric|50}}<br>{{res|fire|100|+}}}} |
− | + | ==References== | |
+ | * The second miss message references the [[Wikipedia:Year 2000 problem|y2k bug]]. | ||
+ | * The third miss message references The Who's song, {{Wikipedia|Pinball Wizard}}. |
Latest revision as of 11:38, 6 January 2013
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You are fighting an IT wizard.
This guy is decked out in long shimmering robes and is waving around something that looks kind of like a wand. It would be more humorous than fearsome if that wand wasn't shooting out a series of little fireballs.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- The wizard reaches into his robe and withdraws a number of small objects, which he hurls at you. The objects turn out to be old ram chips, and their corners are surprisingly sharp!
- The wizard sends bad data to your hero's wristwatch, making it crash.
Into a wall.
Taking you with it.
- He wiggles his wand to and fro in a ridiculous fashion. You bust out laughing, until WHOOSH! a giant fireball slams into you. Apparently it is the way you wiggle the wand that counts. damage+ (fire) damage
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- The wizard points his wand at you, but you wander out of range.
- He tries to invoke lightning with his laptop, but a y2k bug delivers the bolt to 1907.
- He tries to smack you around like a pinball, but he's not that kind of wizard.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 54 experience.
You got an item: digital robes (24.8 ± 3.2%)
You got an item: roman candle wand (25.6 ± 3.2%)
You got an item: arefolia (20.5 ± 3%)
Known resistances/weaknesses
50% resistant to electric damage.
100% weak to fire damage.
Locations
References
- The second miss message references the y2k bug.
- The third miss message references The Who's song, Pinball Wizard.