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|name=studio executive
 
|name=studio executive
 
|desc=An obviously addled and confused studio executive is out here in the desert, cruising Area 54 in search of his studio. He seems somewhat hyperactive and keeps muttering strange catch-phrases to himself.
 
|desc=An obviously addled and confused studio executive is out here in the desert, cruising Area 54 in search of his studio. He seems somewhat hyperactive and keeps muttering strange catch-phrases to himself.
 
|image=Studio-executive.jpg
 
|image=Studio-executive.jpg
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|hit=* Your opponent attacks ... The executive pulls out a vial of powdered mojo, takes a pinch of it, and then proceeds to pummel you rapidly. He hits you for {{element|physical|X}}.
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|hit1=The executive pulls out a vial of powdered mojo, takes a pinch of it, and then proceeds to pummel you rapidly.
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* Your opponent attacks ... The executive strikes out with an awkward but effective karate chop. "Does that make you randy, baby?" he shouts. If by "randy" he means "hurt a lot" then yeah, it does. Otherwise, no, not so much. He hits you for {{element|physical|X}}.
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|hit2=The executive strikes out with an awkward but effective karate chop. "Does that make you randy, baby?" he shouts. If by "randy" he means "hurt a lot" then yeah, it does. Otherwise, no, not so much.
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* Your opponent attacks ... He screams into the night air like a fireman going to a window that has no fire ... so then he sets you on fire. Ow! He hits you for {{element|physical|X}}.
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|hit3=He screams into the night air like a fireman going to a window that has no fire ... so then he sets you on fire. Ow!
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|critical=unknown
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|miss1=The executive whistles loudly. A miniature version of himself jumps out from behind some bushes, charges you, and begins to kick you with his little feet. You almost pull a muscle trying not to laugh, but otherwise it doesn't hurt much.
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|miss=* Your opponent attacks ... The executive whistles loudly. A miniature version of himself jumps out from behind some bushes, charges you, and begins to kick you with his little feet. You almost pull a muscle trying not to laugh, but otherwise it doesn't hurt much.
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|miss2=The executive starts to attack, but gets caught up in dancing when a Queen song blasts from the boom-box he's carrying. By the time the song is over, he's forgotten what he was doing.
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* Your opponent attacks ... The executive starts to attack, but gets caught up in dancing when a Queen song blasts from the boom-box he's carrying. By the time the song is over, he's forgotten what he was doing.
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|miss3=He spends five minutes trying to explain how studio executives are like onions. It doesn't make much sense, but it doesn't hurt, either.
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* Your opponent attacks ... He spends five minutes trying to explain how studio executives are like onions. It doesn't make much sense, but it doesn't hurt, either.
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|chips=59-94
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|fumble=Your opponent attacks ... Your foe fumbles! He takes '''X damage.'''
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|item1=polyester suit|image1=suit.gif
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|chip range=59-94
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|item2=vial of powdered mojo|image2=potion.gif
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|loc1=outskirts of Area 54
 
|xp=65}}
 
|xp=65}}
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{{obtain|item=polyester suit|image=suit.gif}}
 
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{{obtain|item=vial of powdered mojo|image=potion.gif}}
 
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== Location(s) ==
 
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[[outskirts of Area 54]]
 
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==References==
 
==References==
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*The image is a picture of Mike Myers.
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*The image is a picture of {{wikipedia|Mike Myers.}}
 
*All of the monster's miss messages are references to Mike Myers movies.
 
*All of the monster's miss messages are references to Mike Myers movies.
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[[Category: Enemies]]
 

Revision as of 10:59, 2 February 2009

Studio-executive.jpg
studio executive

You are fighting a studio executive.

An obviously addled and confused studio executive is out here in the desert, cruising Area 54 in search of his studio. He seems somewhat hyperactive and keeps muttering strange catch-phrases to himself.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

  • The executive pulls out a vial of powdered mojo, takes a pinch of it, and then proceeds to pummel you rapidly.
  • The executive strikes out with an awkward but effective karate chop. "Does that make you randy, baby?" he shouts. If by "randy" he means "hurt a lot" then yeah, it does. Otherwise, no, not so much.
  • He screams into the night air like a fireman going to a window that has no fire ... so then he sets you on fire. Ow!



He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.



Miss messages:

  • The executive whistles loudly. A miniature version of himself jumps out from behind some bushes, charges you, and begins to kick you with his little feet. You almost pull a muscle trying not to laugh, but otherwise it doesn't hurt much.
  • The executive starts to attack, but gets caught up in dancing when a Queen song blasts from the boom-box he's carrying. By the time the song is over, he's forgotten what he was doing.
  • He spends five minutes trying to explain how studio executives are like onions. It doesn't make much sense, but it doesn't hurt, either.



Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.


Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!


Chips-white.gif You gain 59-94 chips.

You gain 65 experience.

You got an item: polyester suit Suit.gif (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: vial of powdered mojo Potion.gif (Unspecified Drop rate)






Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified


Locations

References

  • The image is a picture of Mike Myers.
  • All of the monster's miss messages are references to Mike Myers movies.
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