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Money Bunny

You are fighting Money Bunny.

The accosted flakes who have dealt with this criminal say she dyno-mites her way into a place and then makes a loot harvest of whatever she can grab post haste.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• He corn pops a cap in your ass with his 38 Special K. Kaboom!
• He drop kix you with his frosted mini cleats.
• He cuts you badly with his razor bran and then follows that up with a heaping serving of assault-o-meal.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• He tries to put you in a honey coma, but you're wise to his plan and disrupt it with a well-timed sugar smack.
• He tries his patented crunch, bury attack on you, but you refuse to submit to the post mortem and foil the plan.
• He body chex you toward a burning trash barrel, hoping you'll be burnt to a crispix, but you're wise to his nefarious trix and dodge.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 32 experience.

You got an item: crimebusters IOU (Guaranteed Drop)
You got an item: crimebusters IOU (Guaranteed Drop)
You got an item: crimebusters IOU (Guaranteed Drop)

After catching the cereal criminal and bringing him in to Leyonne (who makes arrangements with Twilight PD), she thanks you for your help and gives you the promised reward.

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified

Locations

• Follow Your Nose to a Balanced Breakfast