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|desc=Um. Well. Huh. I'm really not sure how to describe this guy. Think accountant with delusions of piracy.
 
|desc=Um. Well. Huh. I'm really not sure how to describe this guy. Think accountant with delusions of piracy.
 
Please don't sue me.
 
 
|image=high-sailing-accountant.jpg
 
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|hit1=He ups your premium semi-annually. You don't know what that means, but you can feel your bank account cringing. {{hitnote|{{element|psychic|}}}}
 
|hit1=He ups your premium semi-annually. You don't know what that means, but you can feel your bank account cringing. {{hitnote|{{element|psychic|}}}}
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|miss3=He threatens to uproot the whole building and sail over to plunder your hideout. The only threat here is strain from rolling your eyes so much.
 
|miss3=He threatens to uproot the whole building and sail over to plunder your hideout. The only threat here is strain from rolling your eyes so much.
 
|pronoun=He
 
|pronoun=He
|chips=?-114-127-?
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|chips=?-98-149-?
 
|item1=eyepatch|image1=eyepatch.gif
 
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|item2=red pen|image2=red-pen.gif
 
|item2=red pen|image2=red-pen.gif

Revision as of 13:07, 6 April 2010

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high-sailing accountant

You are fighting a high-sailing accountant.

Um. Well. Huh. I'm really not sure how to describe this guy. Think accountant with delusions of piracy.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

  • He ups your premium semi-annually. You don't know what that means, but you can feel your bank account cringing. (psychic) damage
  • The accountant marks you up with his red pen until you're bleeding ink. Literally.
  • He slashes at you with his cutlass. Despite the name, it actually works just as well on lads.



He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.



Miss messages:

  • He threatens your premium but you handle your own finances.
  • He calls for full speed ahead, threatening to crash you into the shoals of bankruptcy, but everybody's learned to ignore this loon
  • He threatens to uproot the whole building and sail over to plunder your hideout. The only threat here is strain from rolling your eyes so much.



Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.


Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!


Chips-white.gif You gain ?-98-149-? chips.

You gain 125 experience.

You got an item: eyepatch Eyepatch.gif (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: red pen Red-pen.gif (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: rubber cutlass Rubber-cutlass.gif (Unspecified Drop rate)






Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified
Former resistances were Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses., remember to remove this information from the page when resistances are spaded.

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