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Mister Tea
Plural: Misters Tea
The lid to this plastic bottle has a strange vertical tab, and the whole thing is decorated in black and gold. A slogan toward the top reads "Cures your bad attitude!" Just out of curiosity you glance at the marketing text on the back, which suggests that this tea will revitalize athletes of all types, from boxers and gymnasts to team sports players. Though you're skeptical, it also suggests that Mister Tea will turn junior varsity players into varsity players: "You'll be A-team material in no time!" it claims.

Miscellaneous Item
Level Required: 5
Autosell value: 50
Contains caffeine (6)

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You twist the cap off of the bottle and look underneath. A message written there says: <message> Despite the silly message, you drink the tea anyway. You begin to feel hale, hearty, honest, and humorous, in roughly that order.

Bedtime: +97-113 minutes

The embedded message is one of:

I pity the fool that don't stay in school.

Drugs are bad, mmmkay?

It's T Time!

Be somebody, or be somebody's fool.

Using multiple:
You twist the caps off of the bottles and look underneath. One of them has a message that says: <message> Despite the silly message, you drink the tea anyway. You begin to feel hale, hearty, honest, and humorous, in roughly that order.

Bedtime: +some minutes

References

• Obvious reference to Mr. T. Specific references are his A-Team character B. A. ("Bad Attitude") Baracus, the boxer "Clubber" Lang from Rocky III, and Mr. T's animated show Mister T, which featured Mr. T as a mentor to a team of gymnasts.
• The second random message is from the "Ike's Wee Wee" episode of South Park.