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malevolent paraffin blob

You are fighting a malevolent paraffin blob.

Paraffin is supposed to be like a chemistry lab superhero, protecting you from noxious chemicals and generally surviving anything. Unfortunately, it seems this particular paraffin met its one weakness: fire.

At some point in this process, it turned towards evil and is now rampaging through the lab.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• Nothing stops the paraffin blob from hitting you with its waxy pseudopod.
• The blob flicks molten paraffin on you, which isn't really that bad, so it grabs a nearby bunsen burner to finish the job. (fire) damage
• The blob releases some inner pocket of acid, left over from some long-forgotten experiment. It's as dangerous as it is disgusting. (acid) damage

It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• Nothing stops the paraffin blob from standing there inoffensively.
• The blob flicks some molten paraffin on you, which really isn't that bad.
• The blob releases some inner pocket of acid, left over from some long-forgotten experiment. It sighs contentedly.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 10*Level experience.

Known resistances/weaknesses

Immune to acid damage.

Locations

• Abandoned Chemistry Lab