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ornamentapult
Plural: ornamentapults
My, but this is a big one. Luckily, thanks to the magic of force multiplication and mechanical advantage, you too can own and operate your very own ornamentapult without needing a trained ornamentapult team!

This beauty of a siege engine will launch tons of holiday themed brick-a-brak on the heads of unsuspecting villains and ne'er-do-wells. It can further be augmented thanks to a pouch of special ammunition that's included for free with every purchase!

Be sure to come back next year for the giftbuchet and some other thing like a ballista, but with a punny name!

December 2015 Item of the Month

Ranged weapon (Special)
Power: 10
Item cannot be auto-sold
Usable
Item cannot be worn in runs with a 'no pulls' restriction

+1 extra ranged attack(s) per turn.
Is ready to send ornaments into orbit
Improved by ornaments used

The Wok of Stars

• Available for 10 silver stars during December 2015.
  

First time each day:

1 day since you last used the ornamentapult:

There are some decorations ready to launch for the holidays.

• You got an item: X sets of ornamental candles and/or
• You got an item: Y strings of ornamental fiber optics and/or
• You got an item: Z piles of ornamental snowflakes

2 days since you last used the ornamentapult:

There are a couple holidays' worth of decorations ready for launch. Time to get festive!

• You got an item: U sets of ornamental candles and/or
• You got an item: V strings of ornamental fiber optics and/or
• You got an item: W piles of ornamental snowflakes and/or
• You got an item: X strings of ornamental bling and/or
• You got an item: Y strings of ornamental lights and/or
• You got an item: Z echelons of ornamental toppers

3 days since you last used the ornamentapult:

There are some pretty old decorations ready for launch, but not... like... "let's put candles on the trees" old. So you're probably safe.

• You got an item: X strings of ornamental bling and/or
• You got an item: Y strings of ornamental lights and/or
• You got an item: Z echelons of ornamental toppers

4 days since you last used the ornamentapult:

There are some great decorations ready to launch in here.

• You got an item: U strings of ornamental bling and/or
• You got an item: V strings of ornamental lights and/or
• You got an item: W echelons of ornamental toppers and/or
• You got an item: X bundles of ornamental mistletoe and/or
• You got an item: Y sets of ornamental sleigh bells and/or
• You got an item: Z ornamental ropes of tinsel

5 or more days since you last used the ornamentapult:

It's been quite a while since you decorated for the holidays. So it's probably time to start up again!

• You got an item: X bundles of ornamental mistletoe and/or
• You got an item: Y sets of ornamental sleigh bells and/or
• You got an item: Z ornamental ropes of tinsel

Subsequent times: You already started decorating today.

Notes

• U+V+W+X+Y+Z totals 5.
• The last effect tells you when you last used the satchel, the message changing as follows:

Today	Launched some ornaments
1 Day	Is ready to launch ornaments
2 Days	Has been waiting for two whole days to launch ornaments
3 Days	Has been waiting for three days to launch ornaments
4 Days	Has been waiting for four days to launch ornaments
≥ 5 Days	Is ready to send ornaments into orbit

• Using the ornamental items, on top of giving their own effect, adds a power to the ornamentapult. Multiple are possible at the same time. These powers last only until the effect runs out.

candles	returns 10% damage as HP
fiber optics	illuminating critical hits
snowflakes	??
bling	??
lights	??
topper	??
mistletoe	??
bells	deals sonic damage
tinsel	opponents trip on fumble

• When bought: The shopkeeper accepts your 10 silver stars and launches you some holiday cheer.