Difference between revisions of "Aquatic landshark bot"
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|name=aquatic landshark bot | |name=aquatic landshark bot | ||
|desc=These are land sharks that reverse-evolved to return to the ocean. They had to give up the candygram routine millennia ago. Who's heard of water-based candy? (Other than saltwater taffy--does anybody actually like that stuff?) | |desc=These are land sharks that reverse-evolved to return to the ocean. They had to give up the candygram routine millennia ago. Who's heard of water-based candy? (Other than saltwater taffy--does anybody actually like that stuff?) | ||
|image=a-shark-bot.jpg | |image=a-shark-bot.jpg | ||
| − | | | + | |hit1=This bot has apparently learned a few tricks from his loanshark relatives, and gouges you mercilessly. |
| − | | | + | |hit2=The shark bites you. Even worse, the remora bots attached to its underside momentarily disconnect to also take a bite of your tenderized hide. |
| − | | | + | |hit3=The shark chomps down on your arm. Yeah, you could say that really bites. |
| − | + | |miss1=The shark tries to smack you with the lower part of his tail fin, but you high-tail it out of there. | |
| − | |miss1= | + | |miss2=It bites you, but the last row of teeth just fell out and the next row hasn't lifted into place yet, so it's not so bad. |
| − | |miss2= | + | |miss3=The shark charges you, but you hide behind a coral reef. |
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|item1=enerbun globule | |item1=enerbun globule | ||
|image1=enerbun-globule.gif | |image1=enerbun-globule.gif | ||
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|item4=mona lisa drivetrain | |item4=mona lisa drivetrain | ||
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==References== | ==References== | ||
| − | This monster is a reference to Saturday Night Live's | + | This monster is a reference to Saturday Night Live's {{Wikipedia|Landshark}} skit. |
Revision as of 09:23, 10 February 2009
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You are fighting aquatic landshark bot.
These are land sharks that reverse-evolved to return to the ocean. They had to give up the candygram routine millennia ago. Who's heard of water-based candy? (Other than saltwater taffy--does anybody actually like that stuff?)
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- This bot has apparently learned a few tricks from his loanshark relatives, and gouges you mercilessly.
- The shark bites you. Even worse, the remora bots attached to its underside momentarily disconnect to also take a bite of your tenderized hide.
- The shark chomps down on your arm. Yeah, you could say that really bites.
It hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- The shark tries to smack you with the lower part of his tail fin, but you high-tail it out of there.
- It bites you, but the last row of teeth just fell out and the next row hasn't lifted into place yet, so it's not so bad.
- The shark charges you, but you hide behind a coral reef.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
Unspecified chip drop
Unspecified XP
You got an item: enerbun globule 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: cybertronium 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: plasteel plating 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: mona lisa drivetrain 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified
Locations
References
This monster is a reference to Saturday Night Live's Landshark skit.
