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|desc=Gonzo accounting is a strange method of accounting whereby the accountant in question gets deeply involved in the work, managing to insert themselves into the work being done. Either that or the accountant is just freaking nuts. Probably the latter. | |desc=Gonzo accounting is a strange method of accounting whereby the accountant in question gets deeply involved in the work, managing to insert themselves into the work being done. Either that or the accountant is just freaking nuts. Probably the latter. | ||
|image=gonzo-accountant.gif | |image=gonzo-accountant.gif | ||
| − | |hit1=He pops several pills and introduces you to the concept of accountant raaaaaaaaaaage! Primarily by poking you in the eye with his cigarette.{{hitnote|element|fire|}}}} | + | |hit1=He pops several pills and introduces you to the concept of accountant raaaaaaaaaaage! Primarily by poking you in the eye with his cigarette.{{hitnote|{{element|fire|}}}} |
|hit2=He peels out on his Vincent Black Shadow and runs you down. | |hit2=He peels out on his Vincent Black Shadow and runs you down. | ||
|hit3=He screams and claims that you're a lizard drinking all his booze and bludgeons you about the head and shoulders. | |hit3=He screams and claims that you're a lizard drinking all his booze and bludgeons you about the head and shoulders. | ||
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You are fighting a gonzo accountant.
Gonzo accounting is a strange method of accounting whereby the accountant in question gets deeply involved in the work, managing to insert themselves into the work being done. Either that or the accountant is just freaking nuts. Probably the latter.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- He pops several pills and introduces you to the concept of accountant raaaaaaaaaaage! Primarily by poking you in the eye with his cigarette. (fire) damage
- He peels out on his Vincent Black Shadow and runs you down.
- He screams and claims that you're a lizard drinking all his booze and bludgeons you about the head and shoulders.
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- He pops several pills in preparation to attack, but he grabbed his downers by mistake.
- He starts babbling about how he can't stop to fight you because "this is bat country."
- He whips out a bottle of ether and takes a deep huff. It's not really an effective "attack".
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain some chips.
You gain 125 experience.
You got an item: swingline stapler 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified
Former resistances were 50% weak to acid damage.
50% resistant to psychic damage., remember to remove this information from the page when resistances are spaded.
Locations
References
- The second hit message mentions Vincent Black Shadow, a motorcycle model.
