Footpath footpad

footpath footpad

You are fighting a footpath footpad.

Out of nowhere a very hurried woman in all black clothes comes running down the footpath, glancing at a wristwatch and muttering to herself, "I'm late, I'm late, for a very important mugging." She slows as she approaches you. "Oh, hello there!" she says. You can guess what comes next.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

She hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:
and misses.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain ~300 chips.

You gain ~300 experience.

Known resistances/weaknesses

Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.

Locations

• An occupied footpath in the park
  

Notes

• deja voodoo doll does not work on this foe.

References

• The description refers to the White Rabbit from Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll.