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:* beatniks | |||
:* cicadas from non-prime-number cycles | :* cicadas from non-prime-number cycles | ||
:* clouds of gnats | :* clouds of gnats | ||
:* crabgrass | |||
:* embarrassing personal problems | :* embarrassing personal problems | ||
:* hipsters | :* hipsters | ||
:* internet outages | :* internet outages | ||
:* ketchup on hotdogs | |||
:* Mondays | |||
:* parents of crying babies who won't take them out of theaters | |||
:* people covered in fish | |||
:* people driving with their left blinker on | :* people driving with their left blinker on | ||
:* people posting something factually incorrect on the internet | |||
:* politicians | :* politicians | ||
:* purple people eaters | :* purple people eaters | ||
:* ring-tailed lemurs | |||
:* striped caterpillars | :* striped caterpillars | ||
:* stupid commercial jingles | :* stupid commercial jingles | ||
:* talking raccoons<noinclude> | :* talking raccoons | ||
:* things not working properly even after you've thumped them<noinclude> | |||
[[Category:Standardization Templates]] | [[Category:Standardization Templates]] | ||
</noinclude> | </noinclude> | ||
Latest revision as of 21:24, 9 July 2011
- X is a random number between 1 and 499.
- At the beginning of every fight the following line is shown
Your weapon shimmers with a deep-seated hatred for <enemy>.
- Where <enemy> is one of:
- beatniks
- cicadas from non-prime-number cycles
- clouds of gnats
- crabgrass
- embarrassing personal problems
- hipsters
- internet outages
- ketchup on hotdogs
- Mondays
- parents of crying babies who won't take them out of theaters
- people covered in fish
- people driving with their left blinker on
- people posting something factually incorrect on the internet
- politicians
- purple people eaters
- ring-tailed lemurs
- striped caterpillars
- stupid commercial jingles
- talking raccoons
- things not working properly even after you've thumped them