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lobster bot

You are fighting lobster bot.

This lobster bot is really, really angry. In fact you might say this is one steamed lobster.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• It pinches you with a giant claw, and then claws you with a giant pincher. (fire) damage
• The lobster unleashes a blast of underwater fire, which is really more like a jet of steam when it hits you. Being scalded isn't all that much better than being charred, you decide. (fire) damage
• The lobster sprays you with a spicy Cajun seasoning mix and says, "See how you like it!" Turns out the spices really burn. (fire) damage

It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• The lobster bot gets caught in a lobster pot and has to struggle a while to get free again.
• In a moment of existential confusion, the lobster bot realizes it's not sure if it's a rock or a rock lobster. You wait while it sits under the dock for a bit and ponders.
• The bot unleashes a jet of steam. By the time it hits you, it's more like sitting in a hot tub. Nice!

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain scaling experience.

You got an item: superconductor chip (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: plasteel plating (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Immune to fire damage.

Locations

• Sector 7-Gamma
  

This enemy is a robot with an electronic brain.

Reference

• The "rock or rock lobster" refers to B-52's song Rock Lobster.
• The first miss message refers to lobster pot, a type of Lobster trap.