Difference between revisions of "Off to the Races!"

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Off to the Races! Finally able to make it far enough into camp, you peek around a building and notice that massive jerk, Smash Crash standing with his back to you. While you're trying to decide if a backstab is appropriate for a hero, you cast your eyes across the camp and notice an even bigger brute just standing there. You can only assume that it's Smash's brother, Crush Crash. Smash is the second largest brute you've ever seen, and Crush is absolutely enormous. He also looks like he doesn't get around much, but if someone gets close, he'll plaster them.

Actually, that's just crazy enough to work! Have Smash chase you until he plows into his brother. After all, you've always wondered what would happen when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object.

You punch Smash in the arm to get his attention and start charging towards his brother. Smash looks mildly irritated until he notices your red cape. He stamps his foot and bellows in rage before taking off after you. He's faster than you, but thanks to your super-slick bowling shoes, you're able to slide and scoot out of the way each time he gets near you. It's pretty close a couple times, but you manage to stay just ahead of him. It doesn't take too long for the two of you to cross the entire camp and you see the huge form of Crush looming over you. You fling your portable hole ahead of you and make one last slide at the final second before impact, falling into it. You lightly skin your knee, but are out of the way when the two brothers collide. A titanic explosion shakes the entire compound, and by the time the dust clears, your hole is at the lip of a deep crater. Peering down, you see the brothers at the bottom, knocked senseless. Looks like your work here is done. You pick up your hole and give Rand a call to have these two hauled off to Super Villain Jail.

You gain 2000 experience.

You have earned a bonus gold foil at your next retcon for your efforts.

Location(s)

• Crash Brothers
  

Notes

• Must have greased bowling shoes,portable hole, and red cape equipped to succeed.

Otherwise

Finally able to make it far enough into camp, you peek around a building and notice that massive jerk, Smash Crash standing with his back to you. While you're trying to decide if a backstab is appropriate for a hero, you cast your eyes across the camp and notice an even bigger brute just standing there. You can only assume that it's Smash's brother, Crush Crash. Smash is the second largest brute you've ever seen, and Crush is absolutely enormous. He also looks like he doesn't get around much, but if someone gets close, he'll plaster them.

Actually, that's just crazy enough to work! Have Smash chase you until he plows into his brother. After all, you've always wondered what would happen when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object.

You punch Smash in the arm to get his attention and start charging towards his brother. Smash looks mildly irritated as you run. He mutters and looks around before grabbing one of the trainees and throwing him at you. The trainee knocks you off your feet and you both look pretty confused before remembering that you're enemies.

Results in a fight against any Camp Training Camp foes.