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Atop the Tower

• During V.I.L.L.A.I.N.'s attack

Before beating it for the day, without a submicroscopic submarine equipped:

It's apparent, even from high atop the tower, that the city's computers are in crisis. From what the folks who lent you this tower have said, the city needs some serious debugging.

If only there were some way to render yourself submicroscopic so you could fight the bugs yourself. That's how debugging works, right? Right?

<player1>, <player2>, ... and <playerN> have already leapt into the fray. (only if anyone else in your league already attacked V.I.L.L.A.I.N.)

Either way, you'd better take care of it quick, because they're releasing a hot patch every night. One of them's bound to work, right? In the mean time, debugging just isn't something you can put off until tomorrow.

Before beating it for the day, with a submicroscopic submarine equipped:

It's apparent, even from high atop the tower, that the city's computers are in crisis. From what the folks who lent you this tower have said, the city needs some serious debugging. Good thing you brought your submarine.

Join the Fray

<player1>, <player2>, ... and <playerN> have already leapt into the fray. (only if anyone else in your league already attacked V.I.L.L.A.I.N.)

Either way, you'd better take care of it quick, because they're releasing a hot patch every night. One of them's bound to work, right? In the mean time, debugging just isn't something you can put off until tomorrow.

• During Orwhal's attack

On October 31 2012, before beating her for the day:

From your vantage point, you can see that someone in a crazy lizard costume is rampaging through a scale model of Twilight. Wait a second... that's not a scale model!

If your Field Guide to Giant Monsters is to be believed, this is the Orwhal, the dreaded Narwhal Orangutang.

The book doesn't explain why it has scales.

Join the Fray

<player1>, <player2>, ... and <playerN> have already leapt into the fray. (only if anyone else in your league already attacked the Orwhal)

On or after November 1 2012, before beating her for the day:

From your vantage point, you can see that a massive beast has made landfall and is now rampaging its way through Twilight.

If your Field Guide to Giant Monsters is to be believed, this is the Orwhal, the dreaded Narwhal Orangutang.

The book doesn't explain why it has scales.

Join the Fray

<player1>, <player2>, ... and <playerN> have already leapt into the fray. (only if anyone else in your league already attacked the Orwhal)

• During Pinata's attack

Someone has rolled a gargantuan pinata through the gates of Twilight. Oh, that's nice!

Well, at least it's nice until it breaks open, revealing dozens of pinatas that begin rampaging through the city. You're pretty sure they're supposed to be filled with candy, not smaller pinatas... particularly not smaller evil mechanized pinatas.

The city's heroes (read as: you) will have to act fast before the city is crushed under the paper mache hoof of oppression.

Join the Fray

<player1>, <player2>, ... and <playerN> have already leapt into the fray. (only if anyone else in your league already attacked the Pinatas)

After beating them for the day:

From your perch atop the skyscraper it's clear that the city is safe... for now.

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