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Latest revision as of 21:56, 25 August 2013
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You are fighting the CEO's secretary.
In this ridiculous tower of stereotypes, you kind of assumed this was inevitable. She is amazingly attractive, but also so horribly out of everyone's league that she's also a source of near universal frustration. But she's not just hot, she doesn't take any nonsense from anybody, and that includes you, sparky.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- She levels a condescending gaze at you. It's so cold you can feel the frost forming on your skin. (ice) damage
- She uses her razor wit to (metaphorically) disarm you and leaves you a little stunned at the ferocity of the dressing down. (psychic) damage
- She glances up at you with a bored look on her face and flicks a paperclip at you. Ow! She hit you right in the eye!
She hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- She levels a condescending gaze at you. You know the phrase "if looks could kill"? Well, this isn't one of those.
- She prepares to lash into you verbally when a coworker makes the mistake of asking her to make coffee. Uf. That could have been you.
- She lazily flicks a paperclip at you. It's about as effective as you might expect.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 102-170 chips.
You gain 135 experience.
You got an item: alluring business suit 
(15.9 ± 2.6%)
You got an item: combat paperclip 
(18.8 ± 2.8%)
You got an item: switchboard garrote 
(15 ± 2.6%)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Immune to ice damage.
50% weak to fire damage.