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jug of Aquarius
Plural: Unknown
When the moon is in the Seventh House, and Jupiter aligns with Mars, then a whole bunch of hippies are gon' tour in their 'lectric cars.

Now, we've either been in this age for about fifty years, or we're 600 years short. Nobody knows, because it's all silly stuff. Who has time to worry about atrological ages when there's trouble with a captial T?

So, regardless of what age this is, you've still got the dude's jug. And really, that's the important thing, isn't it? Because you can carry stuff! Provided you don't mind it getting a little soggy.

February 2014 Item of the Month

Accessory
Item cannot be auto-sold
Item cannot be worn in runs with a 'no pulls' restriction

+20% item drops
+3% of weapon damage returned as PP
Deals ice damage when you dodge an attack

The Wok of Stars

• Available for 10 silver stars during February of 2014.

Notes

• When bought: The shopkeeper takes your 10 silver stars and hands you some water to drink while you wait. It's only after several awkard moments of silence that you realize the water is what you were looking for all along.

References

• First paragraph references the song Age Of Aquarius by The 5th Dimension.