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|hit1=Your opponent attacks ... With a deft flick, he hands you a pack of collectible cards. You crack it open, only to discover it's full of biting snakes. You put the rare snake in your binder and throw the rest away. | |hit1=Your opponent attacks ... With a deft flick, he hands you a pack of collectible cards. You crack it open, only to discover it's full of biting snakes. You put the rare snake in your binder and throw the rest away. | ||
|hit2= | |hit2=He starts talking and you facepalm so hard you give yourself a concussion. | ||
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|miss1= | |miss1=With a deft flick, he hands you a pack of collectible cards. You crack it open to enjoy the smell of your next paycheck disappearing. Smells like victory! | ||
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You are fighting an uncommon fool.
They say a sucker's born every minute, but a fool of this magnitude is born five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred times less frequently.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- Your opponent attacks ... With a deft flick, he hands you a pack of collectible cards. You crack it open, only to discover it's full of biting snakes. You put the rare snake in your binder and throw the rest away.
- He starts talking and you facepalm so hard you give yourself a concussion.
he hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! he hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- With a deft flick, he hands you a pack of collectible cards. You crack it open to enjoy the smell of your next paycheck disappearing. Smells like victory!
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! he takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain chips.
Unspecified XP
You got an item: celestial snarl 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: broomstick 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: pure pyrite 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: springtime fresh puppet 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified