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Eon drive
Plural: Eon drives
From the Hadean to the Phanerozoic, this machine goes everywhere... well, except down the street. It can't actually leave your garage.

But it can take you back in time so you can catch a bus and usually make it wherever you're going with a few seconds to spare.

It's a silly way to get around, but at least it's not a phone booth or something, and you save a ton of money on gas.

December 2014 Item of the Month

Transportation
Range: 3
Item cannot be auto-sold
Item cannot be worn in runs with a 'no pulls' restriction
Can be welded

-5 seconds to the duration of each turn***
+5% chips
Occasionally drops eon points
Grants deja vu the longer it's been in the family

*** Maximum time benefit of -60 seconds, total, including Heroic Efficiency.

The Wok of Stars

• Available for 10 silver stars during December 2014.
  

• Can be welded with wings of the Eon to make eon prime.

At the end of each encounter, there is a 7 ± 1.1% chance you'll get:

When you get back in to your Eon drive, you notice there's a ticket waiting for you on your seat. Huh.

You got an item: eon point

or

When you get back in to your Eon drive, there's a loud ping and a ticket spits out of the dashboard.

You got an item: eon point

Notes

• Both after combat messages have equal chances.
• When bought: You hand the old man 10 silver stars and he hands you a receipt to the bushes behind your house yesterday morning. Whoa.

References

• Refers to the Epoch, a time-traveling machine in the game Chrono Trigger.
• The Hadean is the earliest, and the Phanerozoic is the most recent (and current) geologic eon.
• The last sentence of the description and the purchase message refer to the movie Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.