ZOM-I the pretender

I, pretender. You, target

You are fighting I, pretender. You, target.

It turns out, with sufficiently advanced cybernetics, "the queen is dead, long live the queen" might have a totally different meaning than the one you're used to.

However, ZOM-I doesn't seem particularly interested in discussing the finer points of succession law... as long as it's not gavelkind. Screw gavelkind.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• He calls you an unclean heretic, and tries to cleanse you. (fire) damage
• He pretends to be your sidekick and uses the distraction to attack!
• He imposters you right in the head. In this case, "imposter" is slang for "kicks".

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• He tries to cleanse you with fire, but you point out that you took a shower earlier.
• He pretends to be your companion, but he picks the dummy.
• He imposters you right in the head, but since that doesn't mean anything, you're okay.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 150 experience.

You got an item: triggered blowtorch (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: boxing glove gun (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: hinged mallet (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: ZOM crown (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified

Locations

• Backstage