Ender Wiggum

Ender Wiggum

You are fighting Ender Wiggum.

Part ultraviolent child prodigy, part dumb as a brick. The unborn army has done its worst to him, and what's left is a mess. He's looking for a fight to continue his training, and he choo-choo-chooses you.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• Wiggum headbutts you. You wouldn't expect a prodigy's head to be quite that... solid.
• Wiggum invites you to a nice game of "51 knife pick-up" and doesn't take "no" for an answer.
• Wiggum's learned the enemy's face is down. At least, it is when you're standing on it, like he is right now.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• Wiggum considers headbutting you, but gets distracted by some delicious crayons.
• Wiggum starts to show you a game, but you already know the winning move is not to play. It's okay "51 knife pick-up" doesn't sound very fun anyway.
• Wiggum explains the enemy's face is down, but you refuse to follow his advice.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain ?-11-218-? chips.

You gain (8*Level, cap 400) experience.

You got an item: Wiggum wigwam (Guaranteed Drop)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.

Locations

• Byzantine Interior of the Unborn Base
  

This enemy is a static Villain.

References

• An amalgam of Ender Wiggin of the Ender's Game book series, and Ralph Wiggum of The Simpsons.
• The second miss message refers to the quote "The only winning move is not to play" from the movie WarGames.