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The Hemisesquicentennial Man

You are fighting The Hemisesquicentennial Man.

This seventy-five-year-old positronic robot is doing his best to become human. What that means for him is learning how to lie, cheat, and steal ... all of which he's picked up with surprising efficiency.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• He carves a nice wooden hammer and clonks you with it.
• He hits you with data. You take a measure of it and it really hurts.
• He hits you with a mechanical fist. You know it carries a lot of power, because this guy's got a hemi.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• He pauses to carve a little wooden statue.
• He tries to hit you, but doesn't have enough data on it.
• He hemihits you, but all the power in the world isn't the same as a full hit.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain ?-54-123-? chips.

You gain (8*Level, cap 400) experience.

You got an item: overclocking chip (Guaranteed Drop)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.

Locations

• A renegade robot hive
  

Notes

• This foe is not really a robot.

This enemy is a static Villain.

This enemy is a robot with an electronic brain.

References

• Refers to Isaac Asimov's novella The Bicentennial Man which is about the two hundred anniversary of a robot. Hemisesquicentennial is the 75th anniversary.
• The image is of a robot from the movie I, Robot, which was based on elements from Isaac Asimov's stories.
• The third hit message refers to "hemi engines", which have hemispherical combustion chambers.