Difference between revisions of "Confabulator bot"

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confabulator bot

You are fighting a confabulator bot.

This robot sounds like it should either fabricate contraptions or make things confusingly fabulous, but in reality it's all talk.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

The robot talks and talks and... you eventually pass out for a bit, hitting your head on the ground.
The robot shows off its fabulous new coat, whipping you as it twirls.
The robot starts reading newspaper articles about you and asking about inconsistencies in your backstory. It's almost as embarrassing as it is confusing. (psychic) damage

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

The robot talks and talks and... still somehow has more personality than the human in the next cubicle at work.
The robot shows off its fabulous new coat, but you're not really feeling it.
The robot starts reading newspaper articles about you, which is pretty cool. Who knew you were that awesome?

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 30 experience.

You got an item: SQUID disc: Stuff you just forgot (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: power converter (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: mangled data plate (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: data plate (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: nanoprocessor (Unspecified Drop rate)