Inspector X

Inspector #<number>

You are fighting Inspector #<number>.

This bot probably had a brand name like "InspecTOR" at some point, but has long forgotten its original programming. It still tries to inspect things, though! So there's that.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• The inspector rejects a can of paint. Which is good, because that stuff can be really toxic. And bad because it rejected the can right into your face. (acid) damage
• The inspector momentarily looks at everything, its optical sensors widening as it shorts out, electricity arcing over to you. (electric) damage
• The inspector wants to see the color of your blood, but this is a family game, so you just get stabbed a couple of times without obvious injury. Errr...

It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• The inspector rejects a can of paint. Which is good, because that stuff can be really toxic. You contact the city's hazardous waste disposal team.
• The inspector momentarily looks at everything, but it still doesn't understand what love has to do with it.
• The inspector wants to see the color of your blood, but you regretfully inform it you don't bleed.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 175 experience.

You got an item: inspection tag (30.6 ± 2.5%)
You got an item: magnifying glass (16.1 ± 2%)
You got an item: friendly white balloon (9.6 ± 1.6%)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified

Locations

• Abandoned Shoe Factory
  

Notes

• <number> is an integer from 1 to 42