Difference between revisions of "Swirled dice cream cake"

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swirled dice cream cake
Plural: pieces of swirled dice cream cake
You'd expect this is a giant die with frosting on it or a cake masquerading as a giant die. In any sane world, you'd be right.

In this crazy mixed up world it's a cake made out of chilled dice and cream, then covered in swirled frosting to make it look like one larger die. It's among the geekiest things you've ever seen, but would also probably be good for convincing gamer giants not to step somewhere.

Miscellaneous Item
Level Required: 5
Item cannot be traded or sold
Item cannot be auto-sold
Contains sugar (6)

Kinak's birthday

You consider casting the cake at the darkness, but end up eating it instead. The orange parts are supposed to be something called "cheetle," the green parts taste like sky water, and the rest remind you of late nights in basements.

Bedtime: +78 minutes

References

• The image is shaped like a four-sided die, which makes it a great caltrop.
• The consume message references everyone's favorite Dead Alewives skit, which involved casting Magic Missile at the darkness. Magic Missile used a d4 for figuring damage.
• "Cheetle" is the orange powdery residue from Cheetos. Sky water, which is found in the Do the Dew adventure, is a reference to Mountain Dew. Both products were featured prominently in that Dead Alewives skit.
• Basements are a frequent place for Dungeons & Dragons games.